Pies

“If I can’t have half a pie, I don’t want any pie.”

Dad, quoting is great-uncle

“I want to be able to eat pie with my hands, with my shirt off, in my own house without the neighbors watching.”

Dave, deciding to build a new house

My favorite kind of pie is the pie that I am currently eating.”

John, whenever he eats pie

“Pie is truly better than cake. A cake with cream cheese frosting? Yeah, that’s pretty good too.”

Ian on pie