Dave’s Food Phases

From time to time, Dave will have a food epiphany. Here are some of my favorites:

1. MSG is a good thing. He’s preferred brand is “Accent”, so when we go to dinner at his house I will ask if he has “Accented” any of the meal. He has. “It’s Umami.”

2. American Cheese. He decided we have been thinking of it wrong- it’s not cheese really, “it’s solidified sauce”. Don’t get Kraft, get the grocery store brand (deluxe is preferred) where the slices are not individually wrapped. He is firm on this.

3. The best way to prepare a burger is not to grill it, which Dave will comment on every time you throw burgers on a grill. Think of the juices, please, all those juices. Smashburgers are the proper preparation of hamburgers.